May 2013
“Love’s selfish: it demands two people.”
– 6-Word Story #100 (via writingsforwinter)
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
I suck at texting unless
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
me: *laughs*
parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us
lordsteeb:
lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps
justpiercetheveilalready:
i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just
dude
internetexplorers:
ican-t-believe-i-actually:
internetexplorers:
look you lil bitch
your URL though you can’t deny it fits perfectly
son of a bitch
“Did she make your heart beat faster than I could?”
– Daughter (via ohfairies)
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
thewonderlessyears:
thewonderlessyears:
the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
zackisontumblr:
i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand
reelesleigh:
kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater
wh1rring:
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
