mom: what song are you listening to
mom: i'm going to listen to it
mom: i like it
mom: im going to download it
mom: this is my favorite song
me: im dying
mom: -hums in store-
me: -purposely gets lost in aisle-
mom: -plays in car-
me: -pushes self out of vehicle-
mom: -sings to in kitchen-
me: -throws self into boiling water-
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
these are a few 80's catch phrases i will be...
- Did I do that? (because urkel) - Bogus - Dweeb - Eat my shorts - Major - Rad - Stoked - Tubular (because eff u all) - Wicked - How rude - Gag me with a spoon - Grody to the max - And the survey says… - YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY (again because eff u all) - Dont have a cow - The tube (instead of the TV) - Fer sure - Like totally no problem what so ever -...
whenever you’re feeling down or insecure just remember
new theme handled.
crisis adverted. right on.
Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's...
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
people tell you not to trust anyone. but seeing...