June 2012
mom: what song are you listening to
me:
mom: i'm going to listen to it
me: mom..
mom: i like it
me: please
mom: im going to download it
me: stop
mom: this is my favorite song
me: im dying
mom: -hums in store-
me: -purposely gets lost in aisle-
mom: -plays in car-
me: -pushes self out of vehicle-
mom: -sings to in kitchen-
me: -throws self into boiling water-
May 2012
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
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these are a few 80's catch phrases i will be...
- Did I do that? (because urkel)
- Bogus
- Dweeb
- Eat my shorts
- Major
- Rad
- Stoked
- Tubular (because eff u all)
- Wicked
- How rude
- Gag me with a spoon
- Grody to the max
- And the survey says…
- YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY (again because eff u all)
- Dont have a cow
- The tube (instead of the TV)
- Fer sure
- Like totally no problem what so ever
-...
whenever you’re feeling down or insecure just remember
new theme handled.
crisis adverted.
right on.
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Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's...
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
people tell you not to trust anyone. but seeing...
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