nosdrinker:

it’s called the Xbox One because that’s how many units they’re going to sell

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

monetizeyourcat:

thankfully they will recover their losses by selling exclusively to Spiders Georg, who is willing to pay $78 million for a single console

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted