omg i got bored so as a joke i told this kid that i put my guinea pig in the dryer and he freaked out and it was so funny i was crying.
me: my guinea pig really likes warm places. i put him in the dryer and turned it on and he's been sleeping for hours aw
kid: omg. haha.
WAIT YOU PUT HIM IN THE DRYER
AND PUT IT ON
me: ya why haha
him: LIKE THE STUFF THAT DRYES YOUR CLOTHES
AND SPINS AROUND
me: no like i put him in a sock before i put him in omg like so it's not like just him, he had a sock around him.
THE THING THAT DRIES YOUR CLOTHES AND HE'S IN A SOCK INSIDE OF THAT
is that right?
me: omg no like it wasnt in the sock like it was wrapped around him so he won't like get stuck or anything.
a drier like that
me: NO OH MY GOD
my dryer isnt that nice.
him: LIKE IT SPINS AROUND
me: ya thats how dryers work haha
him: and hes just spinning around in there
me: no i took him out like an hour ago now hes just sleeping
him: oh my god
me: im kidding. do you think im stupid.
him: OH oh. idk. maybe it was on a low setting...